Breaking news: Anonymous person lying about who they are online
Am I editing my blog to make my past self look perfect?
Yes, of course. I did not write this in 1997, but you can't really tell when I did write it. (It's 2025. But am I lying?)
I'm saying I'm taking everything down...can you believe me? I'm going to write this blog post as I go, but tweak it to make it as perfect as I can.
I'm not famous enough for anyone to take receipts, I think? So if I take something down, it's down. I have complete control over my image. Unless I become famous.
Anyway, it's 1997, I'm a literal infant, can you believe I came out of the womb and started posting?????? The internet is new and fun :)